- You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom and stop to check your E-mail on the way back to bed.
- You turn off your computer and get this awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
- You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap and your child in the overhead compartment.
- You laugh at people with dialup.
- You start using smileys in your snail mail.
- You can’t talk to your mother because she doesn’t have internet.
- You don’t know what gender three of your closest friends are, because they have neutral screennames and you never bothered to ask.
- You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
