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Looking for a Thanksgiving recipe…?

Posted on April 26, 2010 by admin| 7 Comments

This year my family is going to my Grandmother’s house for Thanksgiving. She wants us to bring a dish in addition to what she’s making. I overheard my Grandpa saying that he would love some of my wife’s poontang pie. He must be confused because she has never made something called poontang pie before, but we don’t want to disappoint pap-pap.
I need a recipe for poontang pie!

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What’s wrong with this boy?

Posted on April 26, 2010 by admin| 12 Comments

You all know how a turkey from the store comes with the neck still in there? If you don’t know, the neck skin is basically a tube of turkey skin. Well, my oldest daugher told me that my son has recently started using the neck skin as his new foreskin. She said it doesn’t look or taste anything like a real foreskin. I tried to get him to stop because it’s very expensive and it must be full of ptomaine, but he is dead set on being a “true gentile.” What should I do with him? Thanksgiving is coming up and this could start problems.

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